They say I’m “gifted”; I know that I am, but what they don’t, is that I’m not “smart-gifted”, I’m “supe-gifted”. Being a supernatual isn’t the easiest thing. Exspecially now that I live in bon temps; the only other shifter in the area is Sam Merlotte. He gets to be a collie, and I have to be a pigeon, wtf?!

You know how being a pidgeon sucks, they got to poop all the freaking time. Why does the moon NEED to be full once a month? I need to eat enough to actually go poop in real life, jeeze!

Luna told me I had to find this Sam, she said that I shouldn’t shift into anything other that my pidgeon, who I named “Shitter”, because she thought it might “confuse” people. I know, stupid tight. Why couldn’t she’ve just send a Were or somehing, they get to HAVE fun….

Anyway, Luna said that Sam might be in “cohoots” with some maenad’s shifter; yeah right, a maenad in Bon Temps?